Dear Stupid Jerk….
The stupid jerk who managed to purchase a web hosting site and a few other items of an adult nature when you lifed my credit card number….
May I say that I have the last laugh? Because I was able to get your email (yet to be determined if it’s real) and I’m working with the web hosting site to get your real information, I will be contacting the appropriate authoraties and you will be dealt with accordingly.
I’ve managed to get back just about all of the money you spent…but I’m so not done yet…..
Signed,
Not your average “Joe”…..
