Michelle’s Rambling Weblog

Thank you so much for driving so fast down my street that you had to come to a 20 foot skidding halt on top of my mailbox.

Thank you for leaving my mail strewn all over the street.

Thank you for hitting the mailbox so hard it now rocks in the concrete base.  Thankfully we have one of those mailboxes made out of industrial plastic and made by one of those companies that make children’s outdoor toys.

Oh I’m sorry, this wasn’t meant to be a nice letter.  Here’s a hardy fuck you for all of the above.  You could have had the courtesy to put the mail back in the back the damn box instead of leaving it all over the road for anyone to come by and take.

Signed,

Pissed off home owner